• Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
• Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
• Plato: *high fives Socrates*

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jesuschristvevo:

you say the stove is hot ??? well maybe it prefers beautiful

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britishbeatlemania:

paulisglamorous:

classicrockmemes:

thebeatlesordie:

psychedelic-inspiration:

all-you-need-is-the-beatles:

allmylovingjohn:

amoralto:

January 25th, 1969: John and Paul amuse themselves with ‘Two Of Us’, singing it in German accents, Scottish accents, Jamaican accents, and… whatever else besides.

this is the funniest shit ive ever heard

listen. now. 

Can this be my ring tone?

My babies <3

fucking love them omfg 

WE ARE GOING HOME.

OH MY GOD

THE AMERICAN ACCENTS KILLED ME

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